Nipple-less wrestlers

Triple H, John Cena, Floyd Mayweather and the rest of the dudes on this Wrestlemania poster have had their nipples removed.

Apparently, "They were photoshopped out because of a law in Florida that prohibits the display of nipples. Since men's nipples are not sexualized in the same way that women's are, the authors of the law were likely thinking of women's bodies as they penned this ban. Thus, it illustrates that it is women's bodies that we think of when we think of bodies on display because of the adoption (by men and women alike in this culture) of a (heteronormative) male gaze."

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Chelshizzle vs. Middlesbizzle

Snoop's back after the Easter break with yet more slightly surreal football punditry.

"Plenty bitchez been ridin’ my ass ’bout Big Snoop Deezy takin’ Eastizzle Weekend off, yo. I ain’t exactly a religious motherfucker, but if tha Doggfather get tha chance to be sippin’ Henny, smoke some hiz-erb and fuck around with some hoes with big ass booties and little bitty waists, y’all know he gon’ take it."

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I heart Gareth and Colin

I went to the Middlesbrough Supporters South Christmas party last night and was lucky enough to meet Gareth Southgate and Colin Cooper.

Over a few pints of Guinness, I got to have a chat with Gareth about tanktops, cardigans and James Morrison.

I have nothing but nice things to say about these two blokes and I'm totally proud that they're running my club.

Da Gunnerz vs. Middlesbizzle

"Yo, my nigga Nate Dogg just hollered at me. Y’all playing a franchise called Da Gunnerz? Shit. Yo, if deez niggas is comin’ strapped y’all gotsta take deez motherfuckers serious. My nigga Southgizzle best kit Mido and Rochembizzle out in bullet-proof vests. Ain’t no one gonna notice on dem fat motherfuckers anyhow. Southgizzle ought tuck a MAC-11 into his cardigan too, if he wants to make it out dis shit alive."

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Aston Vizzle vs. Middlesbizzle

"Normally I ain’t got nuthin’ but love for my nigga GS, and the S-N double-O-P ain’t like starting fresh beef, but damn my nigga done fucked up on Sunday, yo. Southgizzle done got his ass whupped by some amateur motherfuckers that ain’t even holler from da same country. Shit."

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The perfect circle

Jack Kirby coffee table book

I want this so bad.

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