Anti News - The Billy Crudup's Giant Blue Penis Issue

Containing iffy gags about Gary O'Neil, Gareth Southgate and Brad Jones.

"I scored at Everton and played well at Aston Villa," O'Neil told the Evening Gazette, two decent performances and a goal proving an admirably honest crystallisation of his season's achievements to date.

More here

Anti News - The Castle Issue

After a three-year absence, I've decided to start writing the Anti News column at ComeOnBoro.com again.

You can read my latest column - The Castle Issue - here

MF Doom changes his name...

... to DOOM (in all caps, natch).

And he's going to drop a new album with Lex in March called BORN LIKE THIS. Raekwon and Ghostface guest on a track each, and DOOM has nabbed a beat from J Dilla's Donuts.

Can't wait.

No chanting at the Riverside please

Have you ever, in all your life, read anything this daft?

The Kiss of a Lifetime

Starting tomorrow evening - just after Boro have lost to West Ham, in fact - is The Kiss of a Lifetime art show at the Rogue Artists Studio in Manchester

My pal Gordon Dalton is exhibiting some work, which you really ought to check out. Other artists displaying their wares include... David Shrigley, Mark Applegate, Paul Stanley, John Walsh, Naomi Kashiwagi, Jason Minsky... well... the press release lists about another ninety others and I'm not gonna list them all.

It runs until 28th February, so plenty of time to check it all out.

For more info, click here

All the swearing from The Sopranos

Oo De Lally translated

Waxy have tracked down 13 localised versions of the Oo De Lally song from Disney's Robin Hood.

Here's the English original, click here to access the rest. The Russian one is my fave, I think.