Friday, 2 November 2007

Middlesbrough vs Tottenham Hotspur: Tale of the Tape

"Animal lover Dawson dreads firework night. Three years ago some horrible oiks strapped a bottle rocket to the back of his beloved European Shorthair cat, Pickles, and last year his pet badger, Felix, crawled into his neighbour's bonfire and was duly incinerated.

The only animals David Wheater likes are the ones on his plate."


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